It's a Dodge Viper. It's an Alfa Romeo. It's a Zagato-bodied Viper wearing Alfa badges. It's the embodiment of what McKinsey promises when they pitch corproate synergy, which inevitably leads to corporate disaster. And it can all be yours.

With both a name shared with a cocktail and a racing history that will make your head spin, this has to be one of the very few Lincolns with competition chops. Wild, gnarly, awesome, and the kind of hot rod Lincoln that Commander Cody could only dream of.

Wearing license plate DOC666 and known to m̶a̶n̶y̶ us as Dr. Satan's Surf Wagon, this incredible Bentley woody shooting brake once belonged to John Jacob Astor VI. Given that "Jakey" Astor was also the Titanic baby, it explains why so much of this Bentley was made from bits that float.

Offered by one of Immortan Joe's terrible sons, this might be Weird Car Twitter's ideal R8 Spyder: V10, six-speed manual, triple brown. Rare is the hand that can beat a brown stick-shift W123 diesel wagon.

Here's your chance to buy one of the last 20 lightweight rally specials produced to meet the Group B homologation - This is going to be a very expensive vehicle but the bragging rights are infinite.